Penthouse Athletic Club

The Executive Body Engineer

Stop Hiding Your Shame Under That $3,000 Suit

The RECLAIM Protocol™ - For Manhattan executives who are tired of looking like absolute shit naked and want their confidence back before their career kills them

Get Your Body Back

You're Living a Lie... And Everyone Knows It

I know exactly what you're hiding...

You haven't seen your own dick in years because your gut is so big you can't look down without seeing a food baby that would make a pregnant woman jealous

You use your bank account as an excuse, telling yourself that successful men don't need to be strong—the most convenient lie a soft man can tell himself.

Your wife hasn't touched you sexually in months (maybe years) because you've become physically repulsive to the person who's supposed to love you unconditionally

You get winded walking up a flight of stairs but you're supposed to be "leading" a team of people who look up to you - what a joke

You avoid mirrors and photographs because seeing your actual body makes you want to fucking die inside

Your kids are embarrassed by how you look at their school events, and you know it, but you pretend everything is fine

You've become that guy who keeps his shirt on at the beach while other men half your age walk around confident as hell

You lie to your doctor about your drinking because you need it to numb the shame of what you've become

You're secretly terrified you're going to die young and leave your family with nothing but debt and memories of a fat, unhappy father

If even ONE of these hit you in the gut...The truth is, you're not lazy...You're just trapped in a system that's designed to destroy your body while you build your career.

The Day I Realized I Was Killing My Clients

"I'll never forget the day Marcus walked into my office.

46 years old. Managing Director at Goldman Sachs. Making $2.3 million a year.

And he looked like complete shit.

I'm talking 60 pounds overweight, gray skin, dead eyes, the whole package. But what really got me wasn't how he looked - it was what he said:

'My 8-year-old daughter asked me why I'm so fat. I didn't have an answer.'

That's when I realized I'd been doing this all wrong. I'd been training executives like they were normal people with normal problems. But they're not normal. They're trapped in a fucking prison of their own success, and traditional fitness is just another thing they fail at.

These people don't need another workout plan. They need a complete identity rebuild."

"That night, I threw out everything I thought I knew about executive fitness. I studied the psychology of high-achievement, the biology of chronic stress, the sociology of power dynamics. I interviewed 100+ executives about their real struggles - not the bullshit they tell their wives, but the truth they tell themselves at 3 AM."

"What I discovered will piss off every personal trainer in Manhattan: Executives don't fail at fitness because they're lazy. They fail because they're using systems designed for people who have time, energy, and normal stress levels.

You need a system designed for people who are successful at everything else but have become physical disasters."

"That's why I created the RECLAIM Protocol™. Not for normal people. For executives who refuse to accept that career success means physical failure."

The RECLAIM Protocol™: How to Unfuck Your Body in 16 Weeks

Here's exactly how we turn executives from physical disasters...into confident alpha males who own every room they walk into...

PHASE 1: The Brutal Truth Assessment

+ We measure exactly how fucked your body really is (spoiler: it's worse than you think)

+ Complete hormone analysis (your testosterone is probably in the gutter)

+ Stress biomarker evaluation (your cortisol is through the roof)

+ Body composition scan (prepare to be horrified)

+ Done entirely in your home or private office - no gym humiliation required

PHASE 2: The Executive Reconstruction Plan

+ Custom protocol designed around your actual schedule (not some fantasy 2-hour workout)

+ Hormone optimization strategy (get your dick working again)

+ Stress management system (because you're slowly killing yourself)

+ Nutrition protocol for people who eat $500 dinners with clients

+ Zero gym membership required - we bring everything to you

PHASE 3: The Systematic Rebuild

+ 3x/week sessions (45 minutes maximum - you don't have time for more)

+ Weekly body composition tracking (watch the shame melt away)

+ Hormone level monitoring (feel your confidence return)

+ Energy optimization (stop feeling like shit every morning)

+ Complete privacy guaranteed - your colleagues will never know

From Shame to Swagger: Real Results from Real Executives

"I was embarrassed to take my shirt off in front of my own wife. Now I walk around the house naked because I'm proud of what I see. My confidence in the boardroom has tripled."

Sarah R., Chief Marketing Officer,

"I lost 47 pounds and found my dick again. My wife is actually attracted to me for the first time in years. Best $15K I've ever spent."

David M., Investment Banking VP, Goldman Sachs

"I used to avoid mirrors and photos. Now I'm the guy other executives ask for fitness advice. This program literally saved my marriage and my sanity."

Michael K., Managing Partner, White-Shoe Law Firm

The Results Speak for Themselves

31 lbs

Average fat loss in 16 weeks

94%

report improved sexual performance

87%

say their spouse is more attracted to them

100%

report increased confidence at work

Let's Address the Bullshit Excuses

"I don't have time for this."

"You don't have time NOT to do this. You're slowly killing yourself with stress, poor health, and shame. How much time will you have when you're dead at 55? We work around your schedule, not against it."

"I've tried everything before."

"No, you haven't. You've tried generic bullshit designed for housewives and college kids. You've never tried a system designed specifically for executives who are successful at everything else but have become physical disasters."

"What if people see me working out?"

"They won't. Everything is done in complete privacy. Your colleagues will never know you're working with us. They'll just notice you suddenly look like you deserve your success."

"This seems expensive."

"You spend more than this on client dinners in a month. You're not paying for a workout program - you're paying to stop being embarrassed by your own body. What's that worth to you?"

"What if it doesn't work?"

"Then you get your money back. But here's the thing - it will work. Because we're not using generic methods. We're using a system designed specifically for people like you who have turned their bodies into disasters while building their careers."

The "Look Good Naked" Guarantee

If you don't see measurable improvements in how you look naked, you pay nothing. But you will. Because this isn't hope - it's engineering.

Stop Living in Shame.
Start Living Like You Deserve Your Success.

The RECLAIM Protocol™ Assessment - For Executives Who Are Done Being Embarrassed by Their Own Bodies.

Your Executive Body Assessment includes:

✓ Complete hormone analysis (find out why you feel like shit)
✓ Body composition scan (the brutal truth about your current state)
✓ Stress biomarker evaluation (discover what's actually killing you)
✓ Custom protocol preview (see exactly how we'll fix this)
✓ Private consultation (no judgment, just solutions)

Next available assessment: This week